[ ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (I wish)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush. (all the time)
[ ] You have been called a blonde.
TOTAL: 3
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (if you're awsome level is OVER NINE THOUSAND!)
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. (hehe, what can I say?)
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure. (
)
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (I be a clutz)
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 8
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (srsly wtf?)
[ ] You type with three fingers or less. (can't write a good story with three fingers)
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (don't ask ><)
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 12
[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (Bio/Chem, srry Mrs. George!)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
TOTAL: 17
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. Writing Ariamu's B-day present)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
TOTAL: 21
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things. (like I said, clutz)
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
GRAND TOTAL: 29
Now, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
And re-post as: I am __ % mentally ill
Wtf? really? me? no~!